Do you ever have that moment of intense I can’t believe I’m writing this?

briecheesie:

i’m not saying bucky should spend most of cap 3 crying and kissing steve, but i am saying they’d be smart to play to sebastian stan’s strengths

spacefeels:

c’mon Steve she used to be a master spy, some things are just important

inspired by a wonderful tag on my hair swishing Nats (because yes I’m that creepy loser who reads every single tag none of you are safe from my prying eyes) —

which is of course based on this scene from the luminous, exuberant Brooklyn Nine-Nine

stickthisbig:

14 and 37 plz

14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst?

Oh man I totally can’t handle character/child/pet death, I will sob and sob and sob and I’m not usually a crier. We all know how I feel about angst, though, so pretty much anything else is fair game, though I hate unhappy endings.

37. How do you feel about parent!fics/lovechildren? How about mpreg?

Omg pls like you don’t know the answer to that! I’m not even going to dignify that with an answer like probably 30% of my fic features parents and children or babies or mpreg or some variation thereof and you have borne FIRST-HAND witness to by babyfic binges.

asimplesong:

25 and 36, on your FF ask list, if you don't mind my asking!

25. Any kinks that you’d love to try in real life?

Oh man idk I’m secretly SUPER SUPER vanilla irl and I’ve tried basically everything I’m comfortable with uuuuuuuuuh. There are also a lot of things I’m very into fanfic that wouldn’t be exactly practical in real life? (I have a secret weakness for identity porn in the literal sense, tell no one) So, yes, that is a rambly non-answer for you!

36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover?

Okay so I have… very complicated feelings about crossovers that are totally irrational and I acknowledge that they are irrational but just, yeah. To avoid confusion with terms because I am well aware that there’s some disparity in these between different fandoms/fandom experiences, I’m gonna go ahead and define crossover v. fusion as I understand them before we begin.

crossover: fic where either two universes merge or one set of characters is added to the cast in one universe of the chosen media sources. Basically, anything where characters from different fandoms meet.

fusion: fic where characters from one universe are thrown into the world of another universe. No characters from the different universes meet.

Okay so basically crossovers are a weird inexplicable squick for me, I absolutely cannot stand it when characters from different universe meet, I can’t read it at all and I will backbutton out like nobody’s business. Like I said, totally irrational, I ADMIT IT BUT I CAN’T CHANGE IT. So, yeah. It’s not something I would ever condemn anyone for creating or enjoying because I have no, like, ~moral issues~ with it, I just really don’t enjoy reading it.

I do really enjoy certain fusions, because I can pretty comfortably read them as AUs and ALL IS WELL~

I’m afraid I can’t really think of any fusion fics I’ve read recently enough to easily recall and I lump them with all other “Alternate Universe” tagged fics in my bookmarks so I can’t easily find them, but I do like them!

askboxmemes:

General:

1. Do you read fic? Do you write fic?
2. Favorite genre of fic?
3. Favorite fandom?
4. Favorite pairing?
5. Favorite fic author?
6. Favorite fic (or one of them)?
7. One-shots or longfic?
8. Do you read WIPs?
9. What is the longest fic you’ve read?
10. Favorite trope/element/scenario in fic?
11. Least favorite trope/element/scenario?
12. What turns you away the most from a fic?

Angst:

13. Has a fic ever made you cry?
14. What tropes/elements/scenarios get you the worst?
15. Do you mind when characters cry?
16. How do you feel about character death in fic?
17. Any characters who you can’t stand to see in pain?
18. Favorite angst fic?

Porn:

19. Do you read porn or does it make you uncomfortable?
20. Do you like PWPs?
21. How and when did you get introduced to smut fic? Any horror stories?
22. Biggest turn-ons in fic?
23. Biggest turn-offs in fic?
24. Do you have any dirty kinks that you’re ashamed of?
25. Any kinks that you’d love to try in real life?
26. Any kinks that you don’t want to try in real life (but are still hot in a fanfic)?
27. Rough sex or gentle sex?
28. How do you feel about masturbation in fic?
29. How do you feel about non-con and dub-con?
30. Favorite porn fic?

AU:

31. Do you read AUs?
32. Favorite AU tropes?
33. Least favorite AU tropes?
34. Do you like UAs (universe-alterations, when the main universe and characters are the same but one plot point/decision/outcome is altered)?
35. Do you like high school and college AUs?
36. Do you like crossovers? If so, favorite crossover?
37. How do you feel about parent!fics/lovechildren? How about mpreg?
38. How do you feel about genderbending? De-aging? Animalizing?
39. Favorite AU fic?

Fluff:

40. Do you like fluff?
41. Favorite fluffy tropes?
42. Least favorite fluffy tropes?
43. Do you like fluff on its own or in conjunction with other elements (angst, sex, etc.)
44. How fluffy is too fluffy?
45. Favorite fluff fic?

marvel has destroyed me

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